we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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