I need help removing her.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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