Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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