I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The power of my boobs compel you
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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