this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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