Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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