Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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