If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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