I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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