I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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