the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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