He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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