I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
