Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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