Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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