Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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