CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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