this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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