She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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