p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
