i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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