it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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