drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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