Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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