scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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