the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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