508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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