how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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