me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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