Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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