So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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