we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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