Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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