i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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