i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
