Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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