with your own penis?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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