I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
even my farts smell like vagina
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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