I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
