her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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