Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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