i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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