CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
