pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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