Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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