ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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