i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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