I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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