His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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