I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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